A trip down amnesia lane

by Bill Harper on February 8, 2010

About a week ago I wrote about how this blog was helping me find my writing voice, and that a few years ago I’d try to emulate whoever I was reading at the time (and fail miserably).

Well, my friend Russell has replied to that post, saying my voice has been pretty consistent for the past 20 years. And it looks like he’s got some evidence to back him up.

We’ve known each other since the late 80s, when we were both at Charles Sturt University in Wagga doing our IT degrees. At that stage I hadn’t written much, but I was on my way. (It was also when I discovered Writer’s Digest magazine, which changed my life. “There’s a magazine about writing? Awesome!”)

Whenever I wrote something—short story, humour column, whatever—I’d sent it to Russell. Even when he moved to Adelaide for his final year, I sent whatever I wrote (on 3.5” floppy discs, no less). And then once we both got access to Internet email, there was no stopping me. (Fortunately firewalls and anti-virus programs have improved a lot since then.)

So Russell has read pretty much everything I’ve written, including a 39,000-word diary I wrote in Year 12 for my “major” English assignment. (My teacher said it had to be “at least 1500 words”. I’m sure he still regrets not giving us a maximum word limit.)

But was he right about my voice being consistent all that time?

Well, today I got a chance to find out. While chatting to him over Skype after he posted, Russell said he no longer had the short story he talked about in the post. Well, today I did a search on my computer, and I found it. Along with pretty much everything I’ve written since high school.

Today was my day off to write, but I spent most of it going through those old text files. (How old? I write some of them on a Commodore 64 using a word processor written in BASIC.) And as I had my little trip down amnesia lane, I learned a few things.

I learned that over the years I’ve actually written some pretty decent stories. I may even try to update them a bit and submit them to a magazine or two. This is quite a revelation for me: I’d pretty much given up on writing fiction (although a friend has got me thinking about trying again) because I figured I’d lost the ability to dream up a story, create characters, etc. It’s nice to know that if I do decide to write a short story (or even a novel) that it might not be quite as big a stretch as I first thought.

I learned that I was a complete idiot in high school, and it’s a miracle I never had my head flushed down the toilet.

I learned that for a while there I was really good at starting, but not so good at finishing. I have a lot of half-finished pieces in there, and I really should go back and finish them one day. (Of course now I know I’m an ENFP, and that this is one of our “qualities”.)

And finally I learned that while my voice may have varied in some of my stories, it was pretty consistent in my humour pieces. And that’s probably how it should be.

So I guess we’re both right, Russell. But thanks for the comment on my post, and for helping me rediscover my writing past.

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Age of reason

by Bill Harper on February 7, 2010

By the end of the year I’ll be 42.

That’s okay. I don’t really have a problem with my age. A lot of people say I don’t look that old, and I certainly don’t feel that old.

Most of the time.

Occasionally my age is not so much thrown back in my face as gently whispered in my ear. Friday night’s get-together was one of those occasions (though it would have been impossible to hear it over the music).

And today was another one.

Our almost-two-year-old had a great afternoon nap. A little over three hours in fact, which means we have a major battle on our hands getting him to sleep at night. So we did what any parent would do: took him somewhere where he could run around and wear himself out.

So after a brief search on the Internet we headed to the Go Wild Activity Centre. We chose it for three very important reasons:

  • It’s indoors (it’s bucketing down in Brisbane at the moment)
  • It’s air-conditioned (unfortunately all the rain does is make it muggier)
  • It’s just down the road.

When we got there we paid our money, put our socks on, and headed for the toddler section.

Our son had a ball—hundreds when he played in the ball enclosure—and the only help he needed was getting up the ramp near one of the slides. He was grinning the entire time, and I was reminded why we’re so lucky to have him.

Then we decided to try him out on some the “big kids” activities. He’s pretty fearless (unlike his father), and in no time he was crawling up the ramps and getting lost in the maze-like structure. So I went up there to help him out.

And that’s when I heard my age being gently whispered in my ear.

I’m lucky that I’m pretty slim (which my wife hates me for, because I can eat anything), and so I could fit through most of the doors, holes, and slides to follow him. But in the space of 20 minutes I managed to graze my elbow, hurt my back and bang my shin on something. (My son got through completely unscathed.)

I’ll be fine in a day or two. But what will I be like when he’s five? When he’s ten? I don’t want to be the father who has to watch his son play from the sidelines. I want to be there to catch what he throws, mark what he kicks, and field what he hits.

Chances are we’ll be going back soon, and not just after a long nap. It’s relatively cheap, our son absolutely loves it…

… and I’ve got to toughen up somehow.

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Getting blogged down in my writing

February 6, 2010

You may not believe this, but I’ve actually been working on this post for half an hour. And this is all I’ve come up with.
Well, that’s not exactly true. I’ve been typing pretty much the whole time. But then I look at what’s on the screen, drag my mouse pointer over it all, and make [...]

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The young and the restless

February 5, 2010

You shouldn’t be reading this post.
You shouldn’t be reading it because I shouldn’t be writing it. I should still be out, drinking and chatting with friends and generally having a fantastic time.
That’s certainly how the night started. A bunch of friends I’ve met on Twitter organised a night out at the Queens Arms Hotel. (We [...]

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Keeping it real

February 4, 2010

For some bloggers, it’s all about the numbers: how many hits, how many subscribers, how many conversions (whatever the hell they are), and so on. They’ll look at the graphs, tweak their site, and then look at the graphs again to make sure the numbers are going up. Or down, possibly.
I’m not one of those [...]

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Parental as anything

February 3, 2010

In a month or so our son turns two.
You might think it’s no big deal, and that we have plenty of time to organise everything. If so, then you’re obviously not a parent.
If you are a parent, then you’re probably wondering why I’m writing this post instead of rushing around organising venues (anywhere but our [...]

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Wave theory

February 2, 2010

About ten minutes walk from where I work is the Teneriffe ferry terminal. And alongside it is a walkway that hugs the Brisbane River for about a kilometre (I’m guessing here) before disappearing into the tree-lined streets of Newstead.
I can’t tell you how many times that walkway has saved my sanity.
At work I can sometimes [...]

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Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative

February 1, 2010

A few days ago I wrote about some of the things I wouldn’t miss when I’m freelancing. It’s certainly not the complete list—I could have gone on for hours. Well, maybe if I didn’t have to get up in the morning.
Anyway, the people who commented generally agreed with me. (I’m guessing the people who enjoy [...]

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Imagining the perfect life

January 31, 2010

A few years ago, I was in a bit of a career slump (in much the same that way that The Grand Canyon is “a bit of a hole”). After doing the same job for 15 years I was bored, burned out and ready to quit. I had no idea what I wanted to do. [...]

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Voices

January 30, 2010

Okay, tonight I’m going to start with a few statistics. Don’t worry—I won’t be talking about them for long. I hate numbers as much as anyone.
By the time I wrap up this post, I’ll have written 12,000-odd words in 30 days, which averages out at around 400 words a day.
(You can relax now. That’s the [...]

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